40 Hilarious Memes That Perfectly Sum Up Married Life (2024)

Aud Wey

Best. Wedding. Cake. Ever!!!!!!

Pamela24

See? You can make a joke about marriage and without ridiculous stereotypes.

Char Char

I heard that!

SykesDaMan

Do not go as far as the tampon: Just the shampoo choice is a nightmare for us! :)

engineer_nope.avi

Before marriage: *Winks* Awwwww, thanks baby. Cute!After marriage: *Winks* Woman, what did you put in it?

Jean van der Merwe

I think Harry and his wife will always look at each other like that. These two brothers cannot be more different from each other. Harry got over himself a long time ago already.

Max L.

mission accomplished

SykesDaMan

I find the use of "were" instead of "are" very disturbing! XD

Ntosh

Oh this one. I was going through natural miscarriage last month, in between the cramps I still had to take care of everyone. When he has a stomach ache you'd swear he is going to die.

Jean van der Merwe

Adore this!

Grace Rule

This is so true

Being_Cori

this will save soo many ' i told you so' from happening

ZombieGirl5591

Haha...Ive been sitting here laughing my butt off...look at the dogs face! haha...im crying over here!!

Zenozenobee

My companion ... and my cat. One is likely not remembering very soon and the other one won't talk ;p

Hans

Am I strange if I feel it just gets better and better?

SykesDaMan

"You don't have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be used against you!"

Zori the degu

That's my sister when she vacuums the house once a year but goes behind her dirty desk as well and then she's like "Why aren't you vacuuming behind my desk too, you are supposed to do this to!". Maybe because I F**king clean once a week instead of once a year and I'm aware my miserable life is too short to spend extra 15 minutes every time. A normal person cleans behind desks(and other movable furnitures) either once a month or once every couple of months or so and, at least in my mind, and every person who cleans more or less than this is already showing concerning symptoms. But I got a little carried away, I guess.

Ntosh

This must be universal

Meowton Mewsk

I feel that!

Pamela24

I know this is a joke but honestly...I'm just so annoyed when people expect that I make decisions about my boyfriends free time (or anything similar for that matter). Lately, he's been trying to stop smoking and so many people just assumed that he's doing it because I'm making him to. Like - no, it's his smoking, his decision, he's an adult with a free will. I'm his partner, not his mother.

CatShatBrix

I think I have a preference.

Martha Meyer

Fun fact: married men live longer than unmarried ones, but married women live shorter lives than unmarried ones. Because the women do all the work in many marriages.

Ola Polowczyk

Well, instead of bottling up emotions and hoping your SO will read your mind, try speaking straight from the very beginning.

Gary

If you ask such a stupid question and get that look, back away rapidly, horrible things are just about to happen!

Gary

That's the look I have in the clothes shop or shoe shop sitting in the complimentary seat waiting for her to try on yet another dress or shoes...God when will this end???

Alusair Alustriel

This one is actually quite sad.

Helen R

First time staying at his place when dating I had food poisoning..that was awkward as well an ice breaker...

Nancy Beamish

Do you want a mother or a lover? The two don't mix!

Person2638

The cat looks like it's on drugs in the first pic

Wil Vanderheijden

And than he doesn't listen again.

Elizabeth Molloy

I wonder how many of these 'celebrities' are an absolute nightmare to live with? No-one usually goes through marriages that quick!

K Schildt

What is this, gone girl?

Helen R

Joey doesn't share food

Elfmonkey

Ha, we do this all the time... uh, well, I do this all the time. Luckily, we both end up laughing afterwards.

Symbole Simple

As I said, nothing!

LukeR

same.

Random Panda

My husband is usually the one who puts his cold hands/feet on me. He thinks it's funny.

Dolicious

My wife says I have two major flaws. I do not listen to her and one other thing...

Dian Ella Lillie

I hope that she's not married to Hamlet...

Jean van der Merwe

Mostly a broken marriage doesn’t lead to immediate violent death. Plus, on the off chance that it works, the one that actually works is better than anything you can imagine. Married 21 years. The parachute opened I guess and the view is spectacular!

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